You’re all freaks. We rebeled for a reason.
There is no “U” in Freedom.
Its called English and not American for a reason. Get with the U America
And this is a biscuit
and this is jelly
and these are called crisps
Get it right
yall wasn’t talking all that shit when we whooped that ass back in the 1700’s
step to us one more gin see don’t we do it again.
Don’t forget who had your back during WWII.
I respect your arguments, but Canada has a glow-in-the-dark Dinosaur coin.
Why He’s Hot:
- Why is Bi Rain hot? Why? Shit, man, can’t you see the photo? He’s got an eight pack. Don’t trust your own eyes? Let’s count ‘em: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, and eight. Hell yes.
- He’s got that oh-so-sexy Korean figure (broad shoulders, tapered waist) that all people lust over. Enough said.
- Ninja Assassin: The only movie starring a sweaty, fighting Rain. And, oh my word, the power and skill and rage his character has is just…wow. (Not to mention that ninjas, especially ones that are played by Rain, are amazing.)
- He’s so versatile. Rain can go from the cute dork to the definition of sex, and shit, girl, that’s fucking turn-on…wouldn’t you want to wake up to that every morning?
- He’s a singer and a dancer. What does that mean? That means his body is the shit (he is his own boy band) and his voice is amazing, whether he sings or talks.
why would i not reblog this
Why He’s Hot:
- Take a look at this smoldering sex stare right here. Don’t bitch out and zoom in on that, if you dare. Now regain your damn senses and listen up. This here is DooJoon, maintaining the order of 5 other fine ass fellows as the group BEAST or B2ST’s leader. He’s young, just turned 21, but he’s already a well rounded guy and everyone younger or older wants some of this. He’s even “HBIC” Hyori approved. Shit, she can get in line too.
- When I say well rounded, I mean the man can sing; ignore their spelling errors on breath because your ass wouldn’t even be able to spell your own name after he serenades you, dance, has self taught piano skills and he’s athletic - he enjoys soccer. Just going by looks, he has that roguish image that would make your parents have a stroke if you pop up with. Soon as they see how fucking amazing he and are blown away with his intelligence, wit and honesty they’ll beg you not to let him get away.
- Never seen that much of his unclothed body yet, I guess he’s sparing us, since he knows well that we’d all go bat shit crazy. Being the considerate person he is he looking out for our health. :) The allure of it is enough. That glare of his will make someone go crazy, just imagine him staring at you with those intense eyes when ya’ll makin’ passionate love babe, then after flash you his sweet smile. His face can make the best expressions known to man. He likes to take self cams of himself, lucky for us, look at this, its like he’s inviting you for a…fuck it_ insert your idea of a fantastical, feel good time here. Man looks purely lickable without the makeup. Have mercy, looks great from all angles.
- To make a delicious contrast to his appearance he is very caring and kind. He looks out for his members well. He is fair and sharing. He dotes on them like children. Here it comes, the ovary buster, the guy loves kids. They love him back, he’s not doing it to appeal to chicks or some lame, fake shit. He has an adorable sense of humor, a brutally honest wit that makes people admire. He’s a very down-to-earth guy, that’s not afraid of not looking like an idol.
- You and him can travel around the world, have wonderful sex in exotic places, all while helping mankind, dig wells, flashing your red drawls and collecting babies together. Now don’t you wanna be with a beast that’s an inner an outer beauty.
Why He’s Hot:
- Stop what you’re doing and drop your pants. Motherfucking Kwon Jiyong is on your screen. That’s right, Kwon Jiyong A.K.A G-Dragon from Korean boy band Big Bang, can and will fuck your mom because he’s just that damn amazing. Look at that face. That smile is innocent enough to make you trust him before he fucks you. On stage.
- This man is a fashionista. He sets the trends. If he hasn’t worn it, then it’s shit. He can pull off anything and he knows he looks damn fuckable. Just his closet is enough to get you off. His jackets, his hats, his shoes. You wish you could have something half this great.
- He’s a rapper. If he can rap this fast, imagine what else his mouth is good for. He can do this shit live too while dancing. That translates to, “He’s flexible and has amazing endurance.” I know you’ve creamed your panties already.
- Haters? This homie can deal with them all. Criticise him for his fashion? He’ll do a fucking cover for Nylon. That’s right, they put him on the cover so you could buy him and jizz all over yourself in privacy. Accuse him of plagarism? Fuck that. He’ll work with whoever you say. Daishi Dance? Done that and looked sexy. Flo Rida? Shared a stage and you know you couldn’t tear your eyes from this fine piece of ass.
- This guy fucking cares. That Flo Rida collaboration? Donated those proceeds to charity. He’s the kinda guy that’ll fuck you senseless and then clean you up after. Watch him dote on his dog. If he treats his dog this way, imagine how he’ll worship your pussy.
Why He’s Hot:
- JUST LOOK AT THAT MAN. Feast your eyes on proof that not only does perfection exist, it exists in the form of Zhou fucking Mi, member of the hot as hell Chinese sub-group of Super Junior, Super Junior-M. Never heard of them? Well, fuck, you have not LIVED yet. Whether you are in tune with Chinese or Korean pop culture or not, you will never forget one of the most beautiful creatures on the face of the earth.
- The boy has set of pipes on him, let me tell you. His voice is as sweet as honey, and fuck, the passion he displays in his singing. Want something a little less ballad-y? Here, have some of this, and some of this. Yes, Zhou Mi is also vocally diverse. (brb, jizzing) Who wouldn’t want to hear that voice grunting their name every night?
- He’s multi-talented! He can sing, rap, dance, he can write amazing and adorable lyrics and his MC skills are amazing! He’s also incredibly smart! He graduated from Beijing Normal University, with a double major at the age of 18. He can speak four(ish) different languages. So while he’s sexing you up, he can talk dirty to you in Mandarin, Cantonese, Korean and even Engrish. What more do you want?
- His face. From his eyes, to his nose, to his motherfucking smile. Fuck, his smile. I could go on and on about it. Zhou Mi has a smile to die for. Literally. It’s so bright, it could light an entire fucking city. So, basically, everything about it screams perfection.
- Holy fuck, his body. Now, he may not have the most muscular body in K-Pop, but pfft. Muscular is so overrated. Zhou Mi has this super slim frame, that is the envy to both men and women. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN’S LEGS? That neckline! And holy mother fuck, his shoulders, and his waist. Supermodels got NOTHING on him. Damn, boy. Zhou Mi definitely knows how to get the imagination going.
oh haaaaai ;)
p.s think somebody should help me make a why he’s hot for chansung…
tired of waiting seriously. why does :
- zhou mi
all have one and he doesnt? really now…
LOL imma fail at doing one so awesome on my own
submitted by chelsayheey
ooft. Lol . so amuuuused :)
Why He’s Hot:
- This piece of sex is none other than Junsu of South Korean boy band 2PM. Everyone in that group is hot so you’re pretty spoiled for choice but 2PM wouldn’t be 2PM without this fine piece of ass. His eyes are like on permanent bedroom mode. One look from those intense almond shaped bad boys could make a slave out of you.
- The guy can sing his butt off so it’s obvious why he’s the group’s main vocalist. Imagine that sexy, deep vibrato serenading you. Dammit, your clothes would melt off on the spot.
- He has an adorkable side to him. If total seriousness turns you off, don’t worry. He’s capable of being cute, dorky, silly and absolutely cracktastic. It’s especially hilarious when he and his fellow 2PM members get together and just go nuts.
- Kpop is notorious for a little something called ‘skinship’ and this boy happens to ride that ship. Skinship heaven = Idol Army episodes 14 and 15. Not only did he serenade Taemin with that heavenly voice of his, but he teased the other SHINee members like a flirtatious little mofo. If you weren’t envious of Taemin before you darn well will be when you see Junsu getting on top of Taemin, wrapping his big delicious arms around him, and hug-rolling him. What a fun ride that would’ve been. Only thing better I can think of is actually hopping into bed and having crazy beast sex with the guy.
- Unfortunately he’s the only member of 2PM who doesn’t whip his shirt off and tease the fans like the skanks the rest of them are. But huhuhu, he has a BANGING body, as demonstrated in this rare moment of his complete absence of a shirt. It’s blurry, I know, but it proves it. There can only be 1 reason for him not joining the others in their habitual ab flashing: modesty. But boy, you needn’t be modest.
omfg jgjkhdgfkjhjkhfkjhdsjlgfhkljshd *spazzing* *dying* instant reblog!!!
Why He’s Hot:
- He’s the a member of the Korean super group, Super Junior. Now you’d think with 12 other band mates he’d simply fade in the background, but nope: not Han Geng. Mot with this face, even that weird nose, and that smile … or those shoulders, those arms and those legs, which if I may add were perfectly toned many thanks to his days performing Chinese traditional dances. Oh, and did I mention the ass? Nuff said.
- He’s the leader of the Super Junior sub-group, Super Junior M(andarin). He may not speak Korean as fluent as the others, but he makes up for it with his overflowing sex appeal, and that voice…screw the failed rap, imagine that deep, sexy voice saying your name early in the morning.
- He’s absolutely awesome with kids. He went on this Korean TV show to demonstrate his Martial art skill (Oh yes, he does Wushu). Oh and did you miss that little kiss in the end? Don’t worry, rewind it, I sure did watched it again…and again and again and again.
- You remember the 2008 Olympics? It was held where? Oh! In China! Where he happened to grow up… Guess who got to be a torch bearer for the opening ceremony? Good, you’re catching on.
- His style. He may as well have coined the term “Rocked that suit”. He brings outfits together in a way with his sexiness bringing it to a whole ‘nother level. He can play the ignored dork you’d rather keep ignored just to keep him for yourself.
GENG, FINALLY ♥
instant reblog! :D hanks finally on the list x