donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

(via ig-niv)

iamnerdtastic:

No matter how much I eat, there’s always room for dessert.

Dessert doesn’t go to the stomach.

Dessert goes to the heart.

(via therainssmallhands)

bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

(via dijous)

Load more posts