mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

(via tukhawukhabear)

typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

(via shmeggles345)

turntable-thoughts:

glittergooch:

I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing

(via omftae)

freshmountains:

"i wish i had a british accent"

ah yes, the british accentimage

the singular british accent

(via flowering-stars)

duckktective:

jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy 

(via thecurvatureoffinnsass)

departured:

kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

( ͡°_ ͡°)

(via iamusick)

therainssmallhands:

thespacegoat:

straight girls tho, do you ever get confused by your sexuality because not only do men suck but also like 90% of women are fucking bombshells and only like 20% of men are like most chicks could pass for models and most men could pass for bridge trolls i mean wow

Yes.

(via becomingathena)

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